I’m not getting paid to be here. Truth be told, I heard through the grape vine that you’re a little freak, so I’m just here to check you out. YOLO, you know? So, show me what you’re made of! If you need a little courage, take a drink. Call it a serving of fruit if you must.
Inebriation over inhibition, I always say. That and life is better when you’re laughing. Whatever. Let’s just drink and see what happens.